Total Medals Earned: 366 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,180 Points
Medals Earned: 11/12 (130/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Create a Potion
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Purge Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/145 points)
Kill 5 Skeletons.
Kill 5 ThickMan.
Kill 5 Crazy Jacks.
Reach 100.000 money.
Defeat the game by killing Larry.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 29/32 (380/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (360/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
10 ricochet kills
Medals Earned: 3/12 (100/490 points)
destroy the first boss
destroy the second boss
destroy the third boss
earn a hardcore stamp
upgrade your crossbows to lvl 15
upgrade your dash attack to lvl 15
upgrade your sword to lvl 15
destroy the forth boss
evolve any attack to lvl 25 (you can keep leveling the damage after)
Land a Jackpot on any boss bonus lottery wheel
Score 25,000 or more points in endless mode
destroy the final boss
Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/50 points)
Your so smart, I wish I was smart as you, how can I be smart like you?
How exactly did that one change?
That's all I could do
Which is in fact the worst time
Medals Earned: 7/21 (50/380 points)
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!